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Jokes

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blond neighbor came out of her house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, opened it, slammed it shut and angrily stormed back into the house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied,"There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"