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A truck driver who was hauling a load of merchandise for R.E.I, stopped into a
truck stop in a Northern California logging town to have some dinner. As he
approached the counter, the waitress slowly slid her hand towards a handgun
sitting just below the counter. "Are you some kind of wildlife biologist?" she
asked, "'cause I can smell one in here".
"Heck no!", the trucker replied. "I am a truck driver, but I am hauling
outdoor gear for R.E.I. That must be what you smell".
She agreed and let the trucker sit down to his dinner. A few minutes later, a
man walked in wearing a pair of khaki shorts with ten pockets, hiking shoes, a
funny looking field hat, a compass dangling from his neck and a pair of
binoculars. The waitress jumped up, grabbed the gun and BANG!, shot him on the
spot.
The surprised trucker jumped up and yelled "What in the world are you doing!"
The waitress told him that it was open season on wildlife biologists because
they were everywhere and all the endangered species B.S. was ruining the local
lumber-mill economy. Given this, the County had declared an open hunting
season on them, and that the limit was 5 biologists per day.
The trucker, a little shaken at all this, got back in his truck and started up
a steep hill leading out of town. All of a sudden, the back door of his
trailer busted open, spilling his load of R.E.I. outdoor gear all over the
highway. He could see in his rear-view mirror that already, a bunch of
wildlife biologists were scrambling onto the road and were scavenging his
merchandise. The trucker grabbed a gun and jumped out of the truck. He ran to
the back and BANG... BANG... BANG….he shot the first 5 biologists that he could
see and the rest ran off into the brush along the side of the road.
Next, he heard a loud siren as a state trooper screeched to a stop beside the
carnage.
"Alright, buddy, that’s it, your under arrest!!" the trooper yelled.
"But I thought it was open season on these biologists, and I only shot five!,"
the trucker exclaimed.
"That's true", the officer replied, "You can shoot 'em, but its against the
law to Bait 'em!!!"
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