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Jokes

A bloke has locked his car keys inside his vehicle.

He stands by the side of his car looking completely fed up when a chap walks up and asks him what the problem is.

"I've locked my car keys in my car and can't get in," says the first individual.

"No problem mate." says the second chap. "Stand to one side and I'll get you in."

The first chap does as he's asked and stands to one side. The second chap moves infront of the door handle, turns around, and rubs his bum against the door lock. Almost instantly the car door unlocks.

"Strewth!" says the first fella, "How did you manage that?"

"Easy," says the second bloke, "I'm wearing my Kha-ki trousers."