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The same truck driver from the previous joke got in the habit of veering off
the road to run down every wildlife biologists that he saw on the sides of the
road. He took great satisfaction in the characteristic "thump" he heard every
time he would hit one of them. One day, he spotted a biologist walking down
the shoulder of the road and immediately swerved to hit him. At the last
minute, he saw that it was actually a priest and managed to stop the truck in
time. The priest ran to the truck and asked the trucker for a ride into town.
The trucker agreed and the priest climbed into the cab. After a few minutes,
the trucker spotted a biologist along the side of the road and without
thinking he steered the semi in the biologists direction. At the last minute,
he remembered the priest sitting next to him and swerved back onto the road.
Just as he thought he had cleared the biologist, he heard the familiar
"thump". Embarrassed at what the priest might be thinking, he leaned over and
told the priest," I apologize for almost hitting that biologist back there."
"Don't worry," the priest replied, "I saw that you were going to miss him and
luckily I got him with the door!!"
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