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Jokes

Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they don't get up that high.

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Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.
A: Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one.

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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It depends on what you want them to change it into.

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Q: How many egotists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One. He holds onto the lightbulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.