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A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving
to hit attorneys he found walking along side of the highway.
One day as he was driving along he came across
a Nun who appeared to be having car trouble.
Pulling over to offer the Nun a ride to the nearest
service station, the Nun graciously thanked the driver
for stopping and accepted his offer. After driving a
few miles the truck driver saw an attorney walking along
the highway. As was his custom, the truck driver swerved
to hit the attorney but, at the last moment, remembered he
had the Nun as a passenger and abruptly swerved away to
avoid hitting the attorney. Surprised upon hearing a loud
`thump` as he passed the attorney, the truck driver peered
in his rear view only to see the attorney lying injured
along side of the road. "I`m so sorry Sister, I thought
I missed hitting that attorney!" the truck driver plead.
"You did my son, but I got him with the door!" grinned the Nun.
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