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Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue: Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! It's starting to rain, and the top is down! - o - o - o - o - Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying 'Disney World Left!' After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said 'Oh well!' and started driving back home. |