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A new deputy for a small town was writing up his first police report one day following a minor traffic accident. He submitted the following report to the Sheriff. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on both her tits." The chief scolded the new deputy, saying, "We don't use words like "tits" when filing a police report. If this got into the papers the town would have my ass in a sling. Cross that sh*t out and write something more appropriate!" The young officer thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Sheriff the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( o )( o )."



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