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Jokes

Q: How many Dario Argento fans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to film the demise of the old one in explicit gorey detail, using obscure camera angles.

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Q: How many schizophreniacs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so...

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Q: How many people with multiple personality disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but they're really three.