The sky dark,
The moon was high.
All alone, just she and I.
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how,
but I tried my best,
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once,
The white stuff came.
At last it was finished.
It's all over now,
It was my first time ever...........
At milking a cow! 

Shame on you! I know what you were thinking!  

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