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Hi! I'm Mikey...One of Santa's Helpers. I do the graphics around here. :)  When you scroll down, you'll see Jennie!  She's our all mighty web site designer....Oh, no we are NOT elves..  Do we LOOK like elves? Elves do Christmas gifts, WE do sevices for home pages.  So, don't mistake us for elves! We don't wear funky looking, pointy shoes.  Haha. :)  Before I take you on a "tour," I'd like to tell you something.. Treat little people with repect.  I'm only 35 cm. tall!  Even Jennie is taller than me! She's 39 cm.  So.. When you meet her.. Ask her about the weather up there...  Teeheehee.. It really pisses her off.  I do it all the time!  Oh.. please don't kidnap us from this page.  We like our home here, thank you. >:|  Anyway, on with our little tour...after all.. we are little.. We can't make big tours, ya know.

Okay.. Are we all ready?  Okay, then!  The graphics around this web site is just some of MY potential... So, look around!  What are you waiting for? You're done roaming already, and you like what you see?  Cool!  If you don't.. What are you doing here?  You weirdo.. no offence.. I meant that in a silly way. hehe.. Anyway, so.. you like it, you like it, you like it?  I hope you do!  I can't live off of welfare...  Santa won't let me stay at his work shop unless if I have customers.  What a meanie, eh?  And you thought Santa was nice.. Under all that red suit and fat, (haha.. don't tell Santa I said that) there's a greedy, working man.. creepy.. That's a deadly combination.. If you are getting tired of reading this.. just scroll ahead and meet Jennie.. Everyone likes Jennie.. No one likes little, ol' Mikey.. I'll just sit in the corner and cry..  boohoo.. Okay, I'm done.. Oh.. good.. You're still here. At least someone will be my friend...  So, what do you want? As in, what kind of graphics do you want?  A logo?  What should it say? Tell me.. I'm not psychic.. Althought I wish to be...  Did you know Santa isn't psychic either?  He has little munchkins look and observe your actions... I think there's one behind you.. Don't do anything bad... Try hiring me! You might get something extra good this year!  If you don't.. be prepared for a lump of coal.. Nah.. just kidding.. :)

Oh, yah, yah, yah.. We can't forget about the prices... I don't over charge people, unlike some webmasters... I'm not going to say any names like Frelley's Web Graphics... Anyway.. a guy, David Kim will remain nameless,  we'll just call him John Doe... John Doe charges people 20 dollors for some web graphics!  Wow!  Well.. I'm not like that at all!  Twenty dollors!  Whoa.. Well, if you're wondering about my prices.. Just scroll down... My dog Mikey Junior will guide you to my prices area... He loves this part...

Graphic text			$3.00
Graphic text with other graphics with it			$5.00 +
Animated text			$5.00
Animated text with other graphics with it			$7.00 +
Graphic pictures			$8.00 +
Animated graphic pictures			$15.00 +
Banners with just words and light graphics			$3.00 per frame
Banners with cool graphics			$5.00 per frame

 

Sometimes, prices may vary... It depends how long I would have to spend on drawing the graphic... Using a big mouse and pen is hard! The pen is almost as long as me!  So... It gets really difficult at times...

So.. How do you send the money?  There are 2 ways now.. There use to be three.. But we got rid of the Santa's fax machine line...  MCI was just messing us up... So, we decided to forget it. We stuck with AT&T and got rid of the MCI line.(we have totally different telephone lines..for Santa's personal calls and calls to little children) For now.. send checks or money to:

Patti Shih
Re: Santa's Little Helpers
6185 Manchester Boulevard
Buena Park, CA 90621

Please have checks payable to Patricia Shih.  Well... That's the end of my small tour!   It's Jennie's turn! Hmm.. I'm going to be all alone... Bye... ::::crying:::: oh e-mail  me soon about these graphics.. I hate being alone.. Well, at least I have Mikey Junior to comfort me...
 
Hi! How ya doing? I'm Jennie!  Wow... don't mind Mikey, he's a loner.. hehehe.. I think he spends too much time in front of the computer... Oh, ya ya ya... Please don't kidnap me.. Take Mikey! Just don't take me!  I love my home here in Comet-Tail.. Patti's going to be mad if you do... roar... Yes, I'm in charge of designing home pages... Oh, remember.. Suggestions are always free.  So, if you need any suggestions... don't hesitate to e-mail me! :)  N-E-way, hehe, back to home page designing... The way we work around here is we make your home page for your suggested price! You tell us how much is allotted for us, and we'll make you your very own business or personal web page! Catching on?  No? If $100.00 is allotted for us, we'll probably make you a maximum of 25 page, with frames (if you want it), great graphics, and whatever else you want us to do.  We'll update it every week and everything! All you have to do is explain to us what you want, sit back, and watch your new page go up on the net in no time.  How 'bout $20.00? We'll make you 5 pages with great graphics or more pages with only some logos and stuff... Now do you get where I'm heading at? The more money allotted, the better your page will be and with more service! Of course you can start from 5.00 + per page with only text and other images you have already... You can then buy graphics seperately from Mikey and I'll put those on the page too!  One other way is, you tell us what you want and we'll give you an estimate..  It's that easy! How do you pay? The same way as the graphics!  Just send check or money to the address above. BTW, there are some strings attached... But it's really no biggie... I'm just talking about monthly or yearly fees.. That's all.. It all just depends on your needs.