I hope you enjoy the following wav files.
These files are suitable for all.
| "Heeeyyy Aabbooott!!!!!!!!!" | heyab. wav |
| "I'll be back" | back.wav |
| "You're despicable!" | dispic.wav |
| A southern comeback! | cityboy.wav |
| Do I ever 'resemble' this one!!!! | crapfeast.wav |
| "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm......" | dogworld.wav |
| Frankly my dear.......... | frank.wav |
| They just NEVER grow up!!! | gottapee.wav |
| "Go Ahead.. Make my day!" | mday.wav |
| "Oooh, no ya don't!....." | mine.wav |
| This guy is outta his MIND!!!! | obey.wav |
| It's happened to ALL of us at some time! | online.wav |
| I am completely operational.... | perft.wav |
| Boy Oh Boy!! Do I 'resemble' this remark!!!! | 9000gig.wav |
| "I have got to get me one of these!!!" | 1ofthese.wav |
| Heed the warning! | PMS.wav |
| She'll scratch your eyes out!!! | PMS_cat.wav |
| Oh YES!!!! Chocolate.....#1 FOOD GROUP!!!!! | PMS_choco.wav |
| Well now! Just who hasn't said/did this one!!!! | raspberry.wav |
| "Let's get ready to ruuummmble!" | rumble.wav |
| "Adios, you chickin pluckin' little stinker!" | stinker.wav |
| "I'm warning you...." | stressout.wav |
| It's a man noise!!! | timgrunt.wav |
| Every woman has thought this at sometime!!!!!! | ultinsult.wav |
| Asta LaVista Baby | vista.wav |
| The classic "who's on first" from Abbott & Costello! | who1st5.wav |
| A very clever song about the internet. | trapped.wav |
| The 'southern' internet.... | southnet.wav |
| Been there, heard that...DRIVES ME CRAZY!! | connection.wav |
| A song about El Nino | elnino.wav |
..................Kiss me you fool!!! |
kissme.wav |
| Finally, the reason this country is in a mess!!!! | klunk.wav |
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