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"Heeeyyy Aabbooott!!!!!!!!!" heyab. wav
"I'll be back" back.wav
"You're despicable!" dispic.wav
A southern comeback! cityboy.wav
Do I ever 'resemble' this one!!!! crapfeast.wav
"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm......" dogworld.wav
Frankly my dear.......... frank.wav
They just NEVER grow up!!! gottapee.wav
"Go Ahead.. Make my day!" mday.wav
"Oooh, no ya don't!....." mine.wav
This guy is outta his MIND!!!! obey.wav
It's happened to ALL of us at some time! online.wav
I am completely operational.... perft.wav
Boy Oh Boy!! Do I 'resemble' this remark!!!! 9000gig.wav
"I have got to get me one of these!!!" 1ofthese.wav
Heed the warning! PMS.wav
She'll scratch your eyes out!!! PMS_cat.wav
Oh YES!!!! Chocolate.....#1 FOOD GROUP!!!!! PMS_choco.wav
Well now! Just who hasn't said/did this one!!!! raspberry.wav
"Let's get ready to ruuummmble!" rumble.wav
"Adios, you chickin pluckin' little stinker!" stinker.wav
"I'm warning you...." stressout.wav
It's a man noise!!! timgrunt.wav
Every woman has thought this at sometime!!!!!! ultinsult.wav
Asta LaVista Baby vista.wav
The classic "who's on first" from Abbott & Costello! who1st5.wav
A very clever song about the internet. trapped.wav
The 'southern' internet.... southnet.wav
Been there, heard that...DRIVES ME CRAZY!! connection.wav
A song about El Nino elnino.wav

..................Kiss me you fool!!!

kissme.wav
Finally, the reason this country is in a mess!!!! klunk.wav

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