4/30/00 - Hell yeah chigs! I got the Su Sightings page up, which contains an exclusive journal entry by Ben Franklin writing about his first encounter. Well I would write more but im more tired than a little boy after working 14 hours in a sweat shop. See you later.
4/29/00 - Kick ass for me. I got all the tabs to work... too bad there isn't any content on any of those pages yet. Im going to try to start on my bio today, but it will probably take a few days since I'm such an amazing person. fin.
4/28/00 - Yeah so welcome to the site, I guess. Its Friday night and I just got back from a co-founder's named Ryan's house. You will be able to see his information but its not up yet. Ok, lemme step back a little. I just started. Probably none of the links work... why are you at the site? Its barly started!
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As you May or may not know this site has been created for the sole purpose of identifying,
exposing, and informing the reader of the phenomenon known as the JohnnySu. JohnnySu is thought to
have existed since the Cretaceous Period, where to the best of our knowledge he was a ____.
Throughout history references have been made to the illusive JohnnySu, all of which are
mentioned on the history page. JohnnySu has been sighted a myriad of times
from the Pacific Coast to the United Kingdom to sunny shores of Fiji; with the frequency of these sightings
increasing exponentially, I felt that the creation of this site was necessary. I once scoffed at the idea
of JohnnySu as I assume you do, until I experienced it for myself.
My involvement began at the jubilant age of 13. I had initially heard of the
JohnnySu phenomenon on my return from England. It was the wierdest thing, I was
listening to a "Popular Music" station on the crappy Virgin Airlines flight home to
America until my boredom got the best of me and I decided to
switch to the station where the Pilots  voices can be heard. At one point after I had been
listening for a while they mentioned a defective rudder, then suddenly stopped speaking.
Five seconds of dead silence later, one voice said to the other (in muffled tones),
"... Um.. I'm not sure if supposed to talk about this, but have you ever heard about
JohnnySu?". I listened intently as the second pilot (as well as every passenger tuned to
channel 1) learned the legend of JohnnySu; 10 minutes later the first pilot stopped
in the middle of a sentence, realizing that his broadcast was accessible to passengers.
Pondering the significance of my newfound knowledge, I discovered my mission in life.
With this epiphany I quit school for the next 2 years, focusing on my crusade to witness
for myself a JohnnySu. The day finally came... I decided to take a break from
my seemingly everlasting trek towards finding JohnnySu by going to a waterpark called Raging
Waters in San Jose. I was on a slide called Shotgun Waterfalls probably because
it ends 10 feet above a pool. As I jumped onto the slide I felt a strange sensation. While plummeting
off of the end of the slide I noticed a guy in his early 20's wearing glasses with
lenses as thick as coke bottle bottoms. I mean talk about bad vision, if status was dependant
on lens thinkness, he would be king. I arose from the water to take a closer look at this
fellow when I saw it. His name tag read "JohnnySu". It was as if a spell had been broken,
my quest had succeeded. An amazing feeling of awe came over me and I found it extremely
hard to breath (later I was informed that I was drowning and I had swallowed a lot of water).
Ever since that day I have used all my resources to support my study of JohnnySu and this new society.
Best Regards
Neil (Founder)
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