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4/28/00 - Yeah so welcome to the site, I guess. Its Friday night and I just got back from a co-founder's named Ryan's house. You will be able to see his information but its not up yet. Ok, lemme step back a little. I just started. Probably none of the links work... why are you at the site? Its barly started!
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As you May or may not know this site has been made for the sole purpose of identifying, exposing, and informing about the phenomonom known as the JohnnySu. JohnnySu is thought to have made first appearances during the Cretatious period, where JohnnySu was thought to have been a ____. Throughout history there have been many references to JohnnySu which are all mentioned on the history page. Receintly there have been numurous sightings of JohnnySu from the Pacific Coast to the United Kingdom to sunny shores of Fiji; and the hysteria is increasing. One of the main reasons why this site was created was to address the new hysteria that has been increasing due to magnificeint JohnnySu sightings. I used to scoff at the idea of JohnnySu and I'm assuming that you are right now, if you havent expirenced it for yourself.
It all started when I was blooming at the young jubalant age of 13. I had heard about the JohnnySu phenominon on my plane ride back from England. It was the wierdest thing, I was listening to some "Popular Music" station on the crappy Virgin Airlines flight back from America. I became extremely bored of listening to the same 12 songs over and over again, so I decided to change to the Pilots station where the Pilots voices can be heard. I was listening to a while about them talking about some rudder wasnt working or something, and then the just stopped talking. One of the Pilots said to the other (in muffled tones) "... Um.. I'm not sure if supposed to talk about this, but have you ever heard about JohnnySu?". They proceded to talk about him for about 10 minutes until they realized that everyone who was listening to there radio could hear them and they abruptly ended the conversation. After hearing about JohnnySu I felt like I had a new mission in life, and I did. I quit school for 2 years for my crusade to whitness for myself a JohnnySu. The day finally came. I had decided to take a break from my seeminly everlasting crusade to find JohnnySu and go to Raging Waters in San Jose. I was on a slide called "Shotgun Waterfalls" probably because it ends 10 feet above a pool from which you fall into. As I proceded to jump onto the slide I had a wierd sensation come over me. While I plummeted off the falls I noticed a guy in his earlie 20's with amazingly thick glasses. I mean talk about bad vision, if status was decided on how thick your glasses were, he would be king no question. So I arose from the water and I took a closer look at the fellow. Then I saw it. His name tag read "JohnnySu". It was like a spell being broken, I had finally done it. An amazing feeling of awe came over me and I found it extremely hard to breath (Later I was informed that I was drowning and I had swallowed a lot of water). Ever since that day I have used all my efforts to support my study of JohnnySu and this new society.
Best Regards
Neil (Founder)
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