Road Rage - The Point System

As technology advances, and cars get faster, things get a little messier. With the coming of the fiberglass fender, and impact zones, also comes the fearlessness of driving.

def- Road Rage, con. - violent actions occuring during
long periods of time in a car.

*All pluses in parentheses are added to total

[Pedestrians]
[Pedestrian Attributes]
[Inatimate Objects]
[Road Signs]
[Vehicles]
[Misc.]
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Pedestrians

Average adult
Senior Citizen
Child
Mime
Construction worker
(On Duty, although rare)
Authority Figure
Drug Dealer
Prostitute
Waiting for bus
Border Guard
Power Walker
Hot Dog Vendor
Street Vendor
Monkey
Street Vendor With Monkey
Hobo
A Hanson Brother
A Spice Girl

+3pts
+5pts
+4pts
+10pts
+7pts
+14pts (fines doubled)
+9pts
+4pts
-1pt
+3pts
+5pts
+2pts
+2pts
+6pts
+3pts
+4pts
+1/2pt
+1000pts
+1000pts (+30,000 for posh)

Pedestrian Attritbutes

+2
+6
+3
+2
+10
+2
+15
+2
+3
+4
+2
+1
+2

Inatimate Objects

Mail box
Trash can ( if full +2 pts )
Shopping Cart
Lawn Jockey
Lawn Gnome
Lawn Flamingo ( w/ sunglasses +1 )
Dress up goose ( w/ ugly clothes +2 )
Miniature Windmill
Flower Garden
Road Cone
Birdbath ( +1pt per bird )

+1pt
+3pts
+2pts
+4pts
+3pts
+2pts
+3pts
+5pts
+2pts
+3pts
+5pts

Road Signs

Stop Sign
Speed Limit Sign No Parking Sign
Pedxing Sign
Handicap Parking Sign
Construction Ahead Sign
Fines Doubled in
Construction Zones Sign
Animal Crossing Sign
Railroad Crossing Sign
Blind or Deaf Child Sign
One Way Street Sign
All Other Signs

+5pts
+3pts
+1pts
+4pts
+2pts
+3pts
+8pts
+3pts
+6pts
+8pts
+15pts
+2pts

Vehicles

Taxi Cab (with client +2)
Ice Cream Truck
Ambulance (Flashing lights +3)
Police Car
Empty Police Car
Parked Car
Floating Canoe
Volkswagon Bus (+3pts extra per hippy)
Tank
Driver's Training Car

+3pts
+4pts
+6pts
-9pts
+15pts
+2pts
+7pts (you're good)
+6pts
-8 (Stupid)
+15pts

Misc.

Fence
White Picket Fence
Livestock Fence
Electric Fence
Barbed Wire Fence
Barbed Wire
(Surrounding Prison)
Privacy Fence
3 Season Porch
Storefront

+3pts per 10 feet
+1
+1 per freed animal
+3
+3
+5 per freed convict
(-1 per carjacker)
+2 per Suprized Sunbather
+5 per Seated Senior Citizen
+20

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