- Tip 1 - Always remember to make sure you have enough cash to post bail before commiting a felony
- Tip 2 - Remember to dress nicely, a tie is a must. If you get pulled over, and you look good, you are less likely to get a ticket. (note: this does not apply if you are driving on a suspended license)
- Tip 3 - Have a good lawyer. Although, I'm pretty sure this goes without saying, I'm going to say it.
- Tip4 - Always have a package of alka-seltzer © with you. In the event that you come across a large redneck man with a shotgun, you can pretend to have a seizure and die. The redneck will instinctively leave you to "die" because his yard most likely needs fertilization. WARNING: If you must do this, do not stay in the yard for very long because you will most likely be eaten alive by animals in the crab grass.
- Tip 4 - I cannot stress this one enough, but I'll try. Do not, DO NOT attempt to play chicken with a semi. No matter how much you've modified your vehicle, you will LOSE. (aside from that hitting a semi is a -30 on the point scale)
- Tip 5 - While Raging, make sure to never EVER miss a mime on the sidewalk, or street corner. If you do destroy the foul beast, you will mostly likely be rewarded instead of punished. People really do hate those guys.
- Tip 6 - You will find it very convenient if you make friends with both the local law enforcement agency, and the local auto parts store. Both of these friendships will lead to less prosocution, and a lower cost for that new headlight.
- Tip 7 - trees are alive too, and though more helpless than elderly ladies, they are easier to hit.
The Tricks of the Trade
- Trick 1 - An Onion a day keeps the doctor away, and really screws over the breathilizer.
- Trick 2 - You will get a lot further in the Raging world if you go Raging with someone else's car.
"Hey joe,(your neighbor) can I borrow your station wagon? I promise not to dent it".
- Trick 3 - If you are ever trying to elude the fuzz at night, a simple thing to do is turn off your lights and pull off of the road. The Officer's won't be able to see you without your tail lights, and often he'll drive right past.
- Trick 4 - Another good trick to eulde the fuzz. Carry a can of sharp nail in the seat next to you. When the cops get to close, simply pour the nails out the window, and listen for those beautiful popping tire noises.
(WARNING: be careful how you pour the nails, incorrect procedure may lead to your own popped tires)
- Trick 5 - If there are Two Jogger's, or power walkers, side by side. Always aim at the one furthest from you, by doing this you will be guaranteed points for at least one of them.
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